Since news broke this morning of a COVID-19 case at Lismore Base Hospital, the rumour mill has been running hot.
Through various messaging apps, I’ve been “reliably told” all manner of things about the case. I have no idea how much is true, though I have some good “reliable sources”, as they say in the media.
Generally speaking people in Lismore has been fairly good about check-ins and mask-wearing, but we do have some anti-vaxxers and COVID-denialists, as evidenced by the 5G Agenda 21 graffiti in a local phonebox.
I went down the street earlier today to grab a coffee and they were talking about it in the coffee shop. “Yeah, we’ll be going into lockdown” people were saying literally minutes after the media release came out from NSW Health.
As I walked home I heard a couple of people on the street talking about it. “Ah the bloody media just makes this stuff up”, I heard one bloke say. I kept walking for a few metres before stopping and returning to say, “Hey mate, this isn’t made up by the media. This is a statement by NSW Health. I can show it to you if you like”, I said to him. “No worries, I’ll believe you”, he said.
Later in the afternoon, there was already evidence of panic buying. I went to the shopping centre to check my Lotto (a win of $7.50) and grab a haircut. People were talking about the “imminent lockdown” at the hairdresser too, even though nothing had been officially announced. At the bottle shop, two blokes walked in without masks and were challenged by the people behind the counter. They were big boofy blokes who said something along the lines of “You can’t tell us what to do”.
By five o’clock, the lockdown for Lismore, Ballina, Casino and Byron Bay (around surrounding towns) was official.
You’ve done us proud, Lismore. The first hint of COVID and there’s a toilet paper shortage.
“Do you need me to pick up anything”, I asked Pat when I told her the news. “Just as well we don’t need toilet paper”, I joked, adding that the aisle at the local Woolworths was already empty.
Amongst family on Messenger, we joked about the need for toilet paper. “I’ve checked and we’ve got enough newspapers to get through it all”, Jack said. I don’t think any of the younger family members recall this, but I vividly remember using a newspaper to wipe my bum as a child. It wasn’t uncommon in the country during the 1960s.
Newspapers and catalogues in the event of a toilet paper shortage.
On Facebook, friends joked they thought it would put some Murdoch newspapers to good use. Our local paper, The Northern Star is owned by News Limited but stopped its print run about 12 months ago. We have only a weekly independent now. And lots of catalogues from Aldi.
There’s something very odd and unsettling about Tuesday night. It’s the kind of night they do road-works because they know no one will complain all that much. It’s the kind of night when they put their second best shows on television. It’s the kind of night where you might have left-overs from last night’s dinner or buy something fatty and over-processed on the way home. It’s the kind of night where you might go on a blind date (or an internet date) with someone you’re not all that serious about. There’s something about a Tuesday night which says “I don’t care all that much….”
I noticed it tonight in the Crown Street restaurants of Surry Hills. Lots of couples, but not all that much intimacy. Maybe they were couples who no longer felt the need for those public displays of affection. I reckon though, they were “internet dates”, just not very serious ones. I think to choose a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night to meet up means you’re serious about the possibility of a relationship. You’re hopeful the Friday night date will turn into a Saturday lunch or a walk in the park, or maybe a movie, and then brunch on Sunday. There’s something about a Tuesday night internet date though, which means you’re saying to the other person you’re not really serious, unwilling to commit yourself to meeting them on one of the “more important” nights of the week.
I also felt the “who cares” factor as I wandered around the supermarket tonight. First and foremost, I noticed the quality of fruit and veg was very poor, leading me to believe it was probably left-overs from the weekends, ahead of tomorrow’s big delivery. Yes, I’m sure that’s how it was when I worked for Coles New World all those years ago. Gazing into shopping baskets of those beside me in the queue, there was no evidence of “the weeks big shop” that you would associate with the weekend. There was also no evidence of the “fresh is best” approach you would associate with a Monday night, a fresh start, a detox. No the shopping baskets were full of lots of processed food, high in fat, comfort food. Two women in the queue next to me had about half a dozen “chick flick” DVDs in their basket, leading to a minor debate about whether or not they were a good purchase. It was resolved pretty quickly. “Hang the expense” I heard one of them say.
As I got closer to home I overheard another conversation, between a young woman and I assume her parents. “Well that’s another birthday over and done with”, I heard mum say. “Yep, you’re right there”, the daughter replied.
Even now, as I begin to watch “Big Brother Up Late” they’re all just sitting around, bored senseless. Mind you, with BB, that could be any night of the week.
But you see what I mean? The weekend is over, and Tuesday night is now about as far away as it could possibly be from another weekend. I mean, I know Wednesday is officially half way between Sunday and Saturday, but it’s made easier because it’s “hump day”, the day that you need to get over, and once you do, you’re on the roller-coaster again.
Tuesday night. Meh.
Audio
Brief excerpt of Peter Joback singing “I Don’t Care Much” from the CD “Storybook”
Though I knew from the start his English wasn’t that great, I also didn’t think for a moment anything could go wrong. I’ve been getting the same #1 or #2 clipper cut haircut for the last twenty years. The only thing that’s changed in the last few years is that I’ll occasionally get a beard trim also.
In the same way that growing a beard was an “accident” four years ago when I left my shaving cream and razors at home in Sydney, losing my beard was equally an accident.
Confident that my instructions were clear enough, I closed my eyes, and settled back in the chair, as the barber did his work. “Gosh, he’s taking a long time”, I thought to myself after a while. It was then that I opened my eyes and saw that I no longer had an albeit patchy beard, but a moustache. Knowing I couldn’t possibly live with a moustache, I told him to keep going and get rid of that as well.
Sans Beard
As quite a few of the people I work with are recent arrivals, there were lots of stunned faces to the sight of me with a cleanly shaved face today. “Oh my, you have such a baby face” was one of the comments I remember most. The thing I noticed was that it was only the women in the office who commented. The men were uniformly of the comment, “I hadn’t noticed until such and such commented”.
This clean look will only be a short-term one, I think, as I really hate shaving. I’ll put the loss (of a beard) down to experience, I guess.
But there was a “win” on the weekend, also. I was meeting some mates for dinner last night and had called in to the bottleshop at the local supermarket to pick up some wine. Confident that I had timed it correctly (I checked Tripview), I thought I could go to the bottle-o, pick up the wine, and then catch a bus to Oxford Street. However, as I walked out of the supermarket, I discovered the bus had arrived a couple of minutes early. Though the bus was stationary, it had already joined the traffic flow, and so when I looked at the driver, begging him to open the door and let me on, he rightly refused my request.
Crown Street
“Buggar it”, I thought. “I’ll run to the next stop” (300-400 metres away) and hope that I can get on there. I’m obviously fitter than I used to be, as I made the stop with plenty of time to spare. Even enough time to pull out my phone and take a shot of the forthcoming bus. On making it, I received a hearty “congratulations” from some passengers who had seen what happened.
Australian media is a notoriously small pond, and lately, it feels like the water is evaporating by the minute. Newsrooms are consolidating, legacy platforms are tightening their belts, and the traditional career paths that once felt like solid bitumen are looking a bit more like shifting sand. Yet, despite the contraction, the sheer volume of remarkable audio being produced in this country across different sectors remains staggering.
For decades, though, we’ve insisted on treating these sectors like entirely different species.
If you look at the history of radio awards in Australia, the landscape has always been fiercely segregated. We had the ACRAs for commercial radio, separate recognition ceremonies for the ABC, distinct awards for the community broadcasting sector, and more recently, standalone events for the exploding world of independent podcasting.
Of course, the structural differences between these sectors are real. Commercial radio has to navigate client demands and sponsored categories. The ABC is driven by distinct public sector values, rigorous charter obligations, and investigative mandates. On the surface, there is a yawning chasm between the populist, high-octane spectacle of The Kyle & Jackie O Show and the forensic, slow-burn journalism of Background Briefing.
But despite those superficial divides, I’ve always found this fragmented approach to celebrating our industry a bit problematic. Stripped of the logos, the funding models, and the corporate structures, we are all ultimately working with the exact same raw medium: sound. More specifically, we are all trying to master the art of the human voice. Whether it’s a commercial breakfast skit, a community radio music show, or a deeply moving documentary, the goal is identical—to spark a connection in the dark space between a listener’s headphones.
That’s why I was genuinely excited about the inaugural Australian Audio Awards held on Thursday night at Carriageworks in Redfern.
For the first time last week, the walls came down. The event felt like a long-overdue acknowledgement that audio is a singular, interconnected industry. Even though I wasn’t up for a nomination myself, and quite separate from my official day job at the ABC, I decided to dig into my own pocket and fund a ticket. My motivation was simple: I wanted to be in the room. I wanted to catch up with old friends, swap notes with collaborators across the different sectors, and see how the broader landscape was shaping up.
Naturally enough, given my history, I kept a very close eye on how the ABC performed throughout the night. Securing a front-row seat gave me the perfect vantage point, and I spent a good portion of the evening snapping images of some incredibly well-deserved wins.
Sonya and Jules from 891 ABC AdelaideThe team from ABC Radio Queensland, for Regional Drive, the equivalent program to the one I used to present in NSW.
I’m the first to admit I no longer have the same boundless energy levels I used to deploy for industry gala nights. The spirit was willing, but the tank was running low, so I slipped out of the awards fairly early to head home.
Even with the early exit, the night left me feeling incredibly inspired. I’m already looking forward to attending again next year—and next time around, I hope to actually have something of my own to enter, specifically my Limb Shift podcast, which explores life, adaptation, and mobility after limb loss.
With Andrea Ho from the Australian Film, Television & Radio School
The theme of industry connection caught up with me again just a day later, though under far more somber circumstances. I joined a large contingent of colleagues, past and present, to attend the public memorial for our brilliant, late colleague James Valentine at Sydney Town Hall.
A group of us travelled down together via the light rail. As we stepped off and headed towards the Town Hall, I was absolutely amazed by the sheer scale of the queue snaking all the way down the street. The memorial was a ticketed event open to the general public, but even knowing how respected he was, seeing that massive crowd was a stark reminder of his reach. It made perfect sense, really; the event had sold out almost immediately. James possessed that rare, magical, and completely authentic connection with his audience. There was an overwhelming amount of pure love in that cavernous room.
There were so many deeply memorable moments throughout the service, but the finale was unforgettable. To close the memorial, a group of exceptional jazz musicians struck up a rendition of “When the Saints Go Marching In”, physically playing and marching through the hall to lead the entire crowd out onto the street. It was joyful, poignant, and uniquely James.
Afterwards, a few of my old ABC colleagues and I migrated to a nearby pub for drinks. Amid the grief of losing James, it was wonderful to simply sit, catch up, and see faces I hadn’t looked at in years. For a few years now, I’ve been running a dedicated Facebook group aimed at organising a proper, comprehensive reunion for former station staff members. Sadly, as time has ticked on, a huge percentage of the posts on that page have wound up being notices remembering the beautiful, talented colleagues who have passed away.
As we sat over our drinks, the sentiment in the group was unanimous: It’s time.
One former colleague looked at me frankly and said she was utterly determined to make this reunion happen, even though she is now based down in Melbourne. Hearing her say that gave me a massive surge of confidence. Having worked alongside her for years, I know firsthand that she has successfully organised countless major events for the station. If anyone has the logistical grit and the industry connections to help me turn this long-overdue reunion into a reality, it’s her.
In an industry that’s getting smaller and tighter by the day, we can’t afford to stay isolated in our separate corners. Whether we’re celebrating the cutting edge of audio at Carriageworks or raising a glass to a fallen giant at Town Hall, it’s the human connections—and the voices we share—that keep the medium alive.
I’ve been in Lismore, you recall? Well, as I arrived home from the pub last night I noticed the people next door had erected their Christmas lights. I don’t exactly know when Bev and Cec became Christmas light aficionados, but they’ve done so with a great deal of gusto. You can probably see them using Google Earth, if you ask me, and Al Gore has probably already written them a personal letter complaining about their impact on global warming.
Lismore. Even though my hometown has a population, conservatively, of about 46-thousand it’s still remarkably small. I was reminded of this when I went for that quiet beer yesterday evening at one of the local pubs. And within five minutes of settling down for a quiet moment by myself, I was greeted by a workmate from Brisbane. “Hi James, what are you doing here?”, he asked, before I reminded him that I was actually born and raised in Lismore. After a few minutes of pleasantries we ended up talking about a range of common interests, without getting too into “work mode” if you know what I mean.
And then this morning, as I was renewing my membership of the Lismore Workers Club, standing right in front of me in the queue was the teacher I travelled to Germany with as a high school student. After renewing my membership of the all-important mortality fund (they make a contribution towards your funeral), we sat down and chatted about our lives since then. She was quite an inspirational teacher, especially in the areas of languages and travel. She was also quite inspirational in giving me the courage to be totally honest. Hmmm… maybe not such a good thing in hindsight.
It seems to me Lismore hasn’t changed all that much in the last year, though it was an interesting time to be there in the lead-up to Christmas, but not actually Christmas. The tourists haven’t arrived and so most of those wandering around the shopping centres were locals. And as we walked around Lismore Shopping Square today (airconditioning relief therapy), I noticed how the town has aged somewhat.
Unfortunately, though, it was a day of queues. A queue at the shopping centre. A queue at the airport cafe. A queue at airport security. A holding pattern as we came back to Sydney. And then the steps failed to arrive (I was travelling Jet Star if you must know), so we had to queue again. And then the taxi queue was worse than ever. At which point I thought to myself, suddenly it’s 1980 and we’re all in Poland queuing up for bread. See what happens when you elect a Labor Government?
When you’re invited to a night at the Museum Of Contemporary Art in Sydney, you should never refuse the invitation. Unless there’s a cruise ship in port at the Overseas Passenger Terminal, the upstairs cafe at the MCA enjoys spectacular views of both the Sydney Opera House and the Sydney Harbour Bridge. And the MCA has an awesome collection of works. And so when my friend invited me to Art Bar at the MCA tonight, an event which I’ve been to several times before, of course I said yes.
Though I wasn’t familiar with the artist who chose tonight’s works, and I wasn’t overly excited about the “performance” work, I loved hanging out with my friend, and a broader circle of acquaintainces, enjoyed the art on display, including some of the short films, and especially loved the all-female rock band who performed tonight. An absolute highlight!!
A very “arty crowd”, as you’ll see from the awesome photographs.
In the midst of the light rail construction currently underway in my neighbourhood, Surry Hills, there’s a terrific public art project, Double Take, which includes some wonderful night-time projections. Here are some of the photographs I snapped tonight.
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I didn’t hear about Lismore. Bad luck. Yeah, I remember newspapers and old telephone books. Horrible!
I didn’t hear about Lismore. Bad luck. Yeah, I remember newspapers and old telephone books. Horrible!